It's a rainy Wednesday night and I pull up to the NIKE clubhouse drenched, but on a mission. My mission, to get a sneak peak of the new Hyper Adapts. Now if you know me, you know I've had a borderline obsession with the NIKE air mags of Back to the Future. A shoe that ties itself?? How could you not be excited about this?? The minute I heard rumblings of the Hyper Adapt, I was determined to see it for myself.
Thanks to my good friends at NIKE, I got my chance. The minute I entered the room I knew I was in for a treat. Slipping the shoe on was orgasmic. Soft as ever and just the right fit. I felt like Cinderella minus the pumpkin carriage; but that wasn't the end. After pressing a little button on the shoe, it began to tighten while a noise I can only describe as a power rangers action tune chimed in the air. It's as if the shoe knew exactly when to stop and precisely how they felt on your feet. It was truly something remarkable.